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Sardar: yar jhaz jab urta hY to uske gate q bnd ho jate hY Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh j...

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Pathan: Aj main bus k peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rek...

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1 Pathan Apna Mobile Qabristan Men Dafna Raha Tha Man: Ye Kya Kr Rhe Ho Pathan: Yara Dukan Waly Ne Kha He K Mobile DEAD Ho Gya Hy

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Molvi  pathan Sy: Ghusal k Kitny Faraaiz Hen Pathan: Fraiz kya hota hy Molvi: Jin k bager ghusal mukammal nahi hota Pathan, sochn...

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1 Pathan Cinema mem Filam dekh raha tha Film mem 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, or apni chadir kandha...

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1 Pathan Namaz parh rha tha To dosra us k bary men kesi ko bta rha tha ke ye bohat Namazi or naik banda hy Pathan Namaz toor kar b...

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Pathan ki 2 Beveyan Larh pari Ek boli k Aj sunday Hai or 2sari boli ni Aj Monday Hai PATHAN Tang Aa k Bola ham kya Pagal Han Jo Juma p...

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Pathan Mirasi Se Tum Raja Ho Mirasi: Ni me mirasi hun Pathan ny phir pocha  Tum Raja ho Mirasi: Nahi men mirasi hon yr mirasi P...

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Pathan: College Ki Larki sy Bola I love U Ab Tum Mujhy Bolo Girl: Main Abhi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hon Pathan: pagal ki buchi sir K...

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Pathan galti sy samandr men gir gya Dobty dobty us k hath me machli ayi use pakar kar bahar pheka Or bola Ja tu to apni jan bach...

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SARDAR Btao aisa kiya karen k Sanp bhi mar jay Or Lathi bhi na totay  PATHAN Jotay se maar do

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Teacher: Tumhary Abu ka kya nam hai Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: ye kaisa nam hua Pathan: ham jahan b hota hy wo ham ko dhond hi...

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1 Pathan Ne Galli K Kony Men Kachra Phenk Diya Thori Dair Bad Ghom Phir Ker Gali Men Aya To Muhally Waly Apas Mein Lar Rahy Thay ...

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Pathan Ny 30 Rupes Ki Lotery Li 1 Crore Ka Inam Nikla Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mily Pathan Bola Ham Ko Pora Pesa Chahye Wrna Hamara...

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Pathan ny 25 rupy liye B.v k sir per war k sadqa utara Or Us men 75 rupay dal k 100 wala card load karwa liya Bivi: Ye kia kiya...

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Larki: meri Ami ko tum bohat pasand aye ho Pathan sharmaty howe Kuch be ho  per hum shadi tum sy hi kery ga Khala ko bholo hamy b...

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1 Pathan 4 meter lamby pipe sy huka pi raha tha Dost ny pocha Etny lamby pipe sy kin pi rahay ho Pathan: Doctor Sahab ny tambako sy...

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Pathan to Doctor Awaaz sunai daiti hy laikin admi dikhai nahi deta Doctor: Aisa kab hota hy Pathan: Phone krty waqt :D

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Pathan ki biwi: aj ham ny special khana bunya hy Jis ko kha k ap khushi sy pagal ho jaye gy Pathan: Begum aisa kya pakya hy Begum...

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Boss: Tumhen 15 Din ki Chuti kio chahiye? Pathan: Cousin ka Shadi he Boss: Cousin ki Shadi mein 15 Chuttiyan kion? Pathan: (Sharm...