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Teacher to Pathan Tum

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Pathan tow Shopkeeper

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Pathan Rat ko Aik admi

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Quetion Agr duniya main

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Teacher Es mohawary ko

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Pathan Aj main bas k pechy

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Pathan Namaz parh rha tha

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Pathan Cinema men Filam

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