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Muhabat to bas nam sy badnam hy Asli dard to slow internet deta hy

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Teacher: Aj tum late kio aye ho Kid: Miss ap meri itni fikar mat kiya karo log galat matlab le lety hen

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Jo Insan itni garmi men bhi tameez say bat kary wo waqayi tameezdar hy

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Abu: Blod group kya hy tumhara Me: B+ Tumhari pupho ki betay ka A+ hy koi sharam hy tumhay

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She: Janu Shadi k din tum mujhy lal batti wali gadi men lekar jana Me: Sure Baby BRINGS AMBULANCE

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Aik angraiz par bijli ki taar gir gai wo tarp tarp kar marny wala hi tha k Lite chli gai angraiz uth k bhaga Or bola Pakistan zin...

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Teri biwi mery qabze me hy Saboot k liye 2 fingers bhej raha hon Shohar: saboot paka nahi Zuban bhej zuban

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Teacher ka darja Maa sy zeada hota hy Kiu k Maa Apni Godh men sirf 1 bachy ko sulati hy Lekin teacher apne lecture sy poori class k...

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Husband Or wife do tyres ki tarah hoty hen Pata nahi mery ghar waly kab tak mujh sy one wheeling kerwate rahen gy

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Sas: Aj meri beti itne khamosh kio hy? Damad: Kuch nahi ! light gai hui thi Us ne lipstick mangi mein ne elfy da di Shayad ise ...

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MAA BAAP ko bety ki kitne kushi hoti hy Kitni duaon k baad beta hota hy Or wo nalaik facebook per ID bana kar larki ban jata hy

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Ayan Ali ny Jamiya Karachi men finance ki students ko lecture diya Agly week Suny Leone parde ki importance per lecture den gi

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Employe: Hello Boss Daku ny pakar liya hy Dono hath kat diye hen Ankhen phor di Kidney nikal li Boss: Dekh ly Ho saky to a ja 

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Wo purani filmon waly bap Hamein kio nahi milty jo bolty thy Ye raha Blank Cheque Or dafa ho jao Mere beti ke zindagi sy

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Rishty wali: Beta ap kia kerty ho Larka: G abu k sath hota hon Rishte Wali: Tumhary abu kia krte hy Larka: Abu farig hote hy

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Never tell ur friends that U are wearing elastic wali shalwaar I repeat Never 

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Kuch larkiyan itni khubsurat hoti hen K un par line marny se pehle khud per hi Taras a jata hy kahan main Nokia 1100 Aur kaha woh...